Three Odd News Awards and a Video
All three of the following Odd News Awards have two things in ordinary – first they are all a bit beyond in terms of grossness/vulgar than what we usually award and secondly, they are so peculiar that they cannot be ignored by any site claiming to award odd news.
I have seen and feared women who drive even as putting their makeup on but, this is well beyond simply putting makeup on in the car. I have seen some odd things going on in moving cars. Thank goodness this is not one of those things.
Crash Blamed on Motorist Shaving Privates
from UPI odd news
“KEY WEST, Fla., March 7 (UPI) — The Florida Highway Patrol alleges a two-vehicle crash in Cudjoe Key, Fla., was caused by a female motorist trying to shave her confidential parts.” Read More
If for some really weird reason you were found yourself in this woman’s quandary, would you in a million years not try to makeup a tale about how you caused the wreck? The only thing I can figure is that maybe this woman was in some way injured in the accident. I can only imagine that it could be perilous to have a razor near your privates all through a car accident. It is unclear from the article if the woman was injured. It is simply speculation on my part. Maybe they person covering the tale did not want to embarrass the lady. Yeah, aptly.
I’m not sure that in some places in the south that this would be newsworthy at all. Still, we have to give this official an award for shear creativity in punishing crime.
Teen’s Bottom Spray-Painted as Punishment for Graffiti
from azcentral.com
“MEXICO CITY – A mayor in central Mexico says he has fired one of his town officials for spray-painting the buttocks of a teenage boy as punishment for graffiti tagging.” Read More
I’ll bet graffiti crimes plummeted shortly with.
And finally, we were just about to award an odd news article about a woman assaulting a police officer with breast milk when this article end vaguely ahead in the weirder category.
Wife’s Breast Milk in Chef’s Cheese Recipe
by Lachlan Cartwright and Jeremy Olshan for the N.Y Post
“This Chelsea restaurant has gone from brasserie to brassiere.
Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife’s breast milk.
“It tastes like cow’s-milk cheese, kind of sweet,” he told The Post.” Read More
That is really yucky to me but what do I know about fine cooking. I guess this is a limited time menu item? Is this somehow child neglect? The article has a picture of the Chef, his wife and their baby.
Finally, a video of a peculiar but not vulgar thing. Although I suspect the fee on this item will be vulgar.
Source: http://oddnewsawards.blogspot.com/2010/03/three-odd-news-awards-and-video.html